Tickle Me Psycho

An internet addict's blog.
April 7
“ Did you snap your fingers in a z formation? Patrick Iversen
April 1
“ They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
March 30
“ I never thought a song called “Got ma nuts from a hippie” would be good, but go figure: It’s not bad. Pat Iversen
March 22
“ Love is putting up with someone’s bad qualities because they somehow complete you.
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Dramatic effect

  • Luke Swinney: im scared!
  • Patrick Iversen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Patrick Iversen has left.
  • Kelley Sawyer: bahahahah
  • sarah quinn: i can protect yall
  • Shameer Dhaliwal: damn, snake references?
  • Luke Swinney: he needs to stop leaving for dramatic effect. it fails everytime!
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“ Forget love - I’d rather fall in chocolate! Sandra J. Dykes
March 21

Just for you, Sister.

  • nattapron: im bored
  • nattapron: i should work on my paper...
  • nattapron: [looks...unconvinced]
  • brittany: lol
  • brittany: you want me to convince you?
  • nattapron: umm....hmm
  • nattapron: lemme think about it
  • brittany: ...?
  • brittany: So, you're convinving yourself to convince me to convince you to work on your paper?
  • nattapron: no im working on it :)
  • brittany: damn thats where you were supposed to come up with a witty response so I could post this, since natalia likes these chats of ours so much ;)
  • nattapron: natalia?
  • nattapron: u send it to her? lol
  • brittany: tumblr, hun, tumblr
  • nattapron: haha right
  • brittany: no, shes secretly stalking you
  • brittany: and she pays me to send her all of our chats
  • nattapron: lol
  • nattapron: sure
  • brittany: mhmmm
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Totally watching this RIGHT now on television.

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We conspire.

  • nattapron: //brittany: im trying to decide whether to tumble that or not
  • nattapron: //nattapron: haha do it :P
  • nattapron: //brittany: totally
  • nattapron: //nattapron: ;]
  • nattapron: hahaha
  • nattapron: we sound like conspirators
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Screw me... wait.

  • nattapron: lol
  • nattapron: u there
  • nattapron: funny story
  • Layne: im here
  • nattapron: wanna hear?
  • brittany: sure
  • nattapron: welll ok i guess it isnt that funny but it is ironic and amusiong
  • brittany: go on
  • nattapron: so u know how like...
  • nattapron: i dress conservative
  • nattapron: ?
  • brittany: yeah
  • nattapron: like legs are fine unless they like dont cover half my ass..but i dont like cleavage
  • nattapron: welllll
  • nattapron: my friend sent me this dress picture...u know cuz i was looking at dresses...
  • nattapron: an this was like the 3rd one...
  • nattapron: and i was like.."meh..its too low cut..no"
  • nattapron: and shes like "omg...gaah!"
  • nattapron: and so i was like
  • nattapron: "so im conservative...screw me"
  • nattapron: ..."wait...i think it should've been sue me..."
  • nattapron: XD
  • brittany: lmao
  • nattapron: and i was like..the irony ^^
  • brittany: im trying to decide whether to tumble that or not
  • nattapron: haha do it :P
  • brittany: totally
  • nattapron: ;]