April 2009
2 posts
“Did you snap your fingers in a z formation?”
– Patrick Iversen
“They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.”
March 2009
29 posts
“I never thought a song called “Got ma nuts from a hippie” would be...”
– Pat Iversen
“Love is putting up with someone’s bad qualities because they somehow...”
Dramatic effect
Luke Swinney: im scared!
Patrick Iversen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Patrick Iversen has left.
Kelley Sawyer: bahahahah
sarah quinn: i can protect yall
Shameer Dhaliwal: damn, snake references?
Luke Swinney: he needs to stop leaving for dramatic effect. it fails everytime!
“Forget love - I’d rather fall in chocolate!”
– Sandra J. Dykes
Just for you, Sister.
nattapron: im bored
nattapron: i should work on my paper...
nattapron: [looks...unconvinced]
brittany: lol
brittany: you want me to convince you?
nattapron: umm....hmm
nattapron: lemme think about it
brittany: ...?
brittany: So, you're convinving yourself to convince me to convince you to work on your paper?
nattapron: no im working on it :)
brittany: damn thats where you were supposed to come up with a witty response so I could post this, since natalia likes these chats of ours so much ;)
nattapron: natalia?
nattapron: u send it to her? lol
brittany: tumblr, hun, tumblr
nattapron: haha right
brittany: no, shes secretly stalking you
brittany: and she pays me to send her all of our chats
nattapron: lol
nattapron: sure
brittany: mhmmm
We conspire.
nattapron: //brittany: im trying to decide whether to tumble that or not
nattapron: //nattapron: haha do it :P
nattapron: //brittany: totally
nattapron: //nattapron: ;]
nattapron: hahaha
nattapron: we sound like conspirators
Screw me... wait.
nattapron: lol
nattapron: u there
nattapron: funny story
Layne: im here
nattapron: wanna hear?
brittany: sure
nattapron: welll ok i guess it isnt that funny but it is ironic and amusiong
brittany: go on
nattapron: so u know how like...
nattapron: i dress conservative
nattapron: ?
brittany: yeah
nattapron: like legs are fine unless they like dont cover half my ass..but i dont like cleavage
nattapron: welllll
nattapron: my friend sent me this dress picture...u know cuz i was looking at dresses...
nattapron: an this was like the 3rd one...
nattapron: and i was like.."meh..its too low cut..no"
nattapron: and shes like "omg...gaah!"
nattapron: and so i was like
nattapron: "so im conservative...screw me"
nattapron: ..."wait...i think it should've been sue me..."
nattapron: XD
brittany: lmao
nattapron: and i was like..the irony ^^
brittany: im trying to decide whether to tumble that or not
nattapron: haha do it :P
brittany: totally
nattapron: ;]
“Goodnight, Sweet Prince, may flights of devils wing you to your rest”
– Claudia DeLioncourt (Anne Rice), referencing Shakespeare’s Hamlet
Desperate.
My feet seemed heavy as I treaded, as though some shackles around my feet were preventing me from fleeing. My lungs constricted inside my chest, and my pounding lead heart slowed me. Suffocating, I pushed forward as usual. The normal clap of the heels’ staccato against the sidewalk was replaced with the slush of the ice melting beneath my boots.
On shaky legs I continued forward.
This is an...
It was pure hell in the form of pasta.
A random comedy sketch. Why not. A disastrous dinner, a sticky situation, and a bathroom breakdown.
http://brilliantdemise.wordpress.com/2009/03/20/it-was-pure-hell-in-the-form-of-pasta/
“My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the...”
– Jean Rostand
“It’s insane. Intense. In-tents, like camping.”
– Levi Beamish
“My God! Why didn’t you say he’d been exposed to plant life?”
– Dr. Foreman, House M.D., 4.14 “Living the Dream”
“If you go to China, it’s just a massive toy factory.”
– Alex Day, Nerimon
“I actually freaked out and told her, ‘Oh my god, if we ever got together, we’d...”
– Alex Day, Nerimon, on a girl named Grace Night
“A big giant, that’s the best kind of giant.”
– Alex Day, Nerimon
“My inner Irish-ness was throwing up over my Lucky Charms, and I was eating it...”
– WhatAboutAdam (an Irish vlogger), on eating Lucky Charms for the first time
“Miles Dyre is actually made of rabbits.”
– Dave, MusicFromBlueSkies
“I’d just buy a million lottery tickets. Cause if it worked once, it’s bound to...”
– Dave, MusicFromBlueSkies, when asked, “If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you would buy?”
“They put up and advert for self-obsessed people, and I replied.”
– Ben Loka, on Upstaged, when asked, “How did you get involved with your act?”
“You know, I’ve always wondered how a mop works.”
– The Great Queen Nattapron Tun, when asked, “Say something interesting.”
“Eventually some of the tension melted from his form and while he never relaxed...”
– Tangled by Em Wolf, Chapter 22, on Adonis and Tess
;) Just for you Nattie.
“Background music is epic! We should all get background music, it would make...”
– Nat, community channel “winking”
“In london, three geese crowded around me and took my sandwich, violently. I was...”
– Shameer Dhaliwal
Hungry?
nattapron: oo really?
nattapron: lol
nattapron: jin texted me back
nattapron: but
nattapron: my phone
nattapron: was under my like side
nattapron: and i was like
nattapron: wtf
nattapron: why is my stomach
nattapron: growling so loud
nattapron: XD
nattapron: HAHAHA
brittany: hahahahaaaaaaaaaa
nattapron: epic fail...
brittany: check http://ticklemepsycho.tumblr.com/
brittany: ;)
nattapron: OMG
nattapron: whyyy did u actually have to put that
nattapron: -_-
“I was kind of like that movie that never quite happened. This summer!”
– Nat, communitychannel, “she was a quiet girl?”
“It makes sense in my head. A lot of things make sense in my head. Ha. Yeah, said...”
– Nat, communitychannel “irrational killer spider fears”